When I was 14, I had a job in a cake shop. I got caught by the boss, lying down eating cake, and was sacked on my first day.
Noel Fielding
We all know to eat green vegetables and oily fish, but who does that? I'll have a cake, thanks.
Ben Miller
“Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it's the very last piece, but you let her have it.”
Julien Marseille
